Chapter 4: Liu, Guan, and Zhang form a brotherhood in the Peach Garden and join hands to pursue the deer

Liu Bei walked into the mountains with his hands behind his back, and the surroundings were quiet.

The sound of the unicycle "Zhi Zhi Zhi" echoed, and the jujube trees on both sides increased in number, their red fruits shaking on the cart, releasing waves of enticing fragrance. Deep in the woods, a person's nose twitched with the wafting aroma of the meat, and visions of large chunks of meat began to fill his mind. "One cannot go a day without meat," who said that again? Moreover, with such tempting meat, how could one let it pass by lightly?

Guan Yu said: "You have spent an unknown amount of effort on this game of Go; as a novice, how can I possibly compare with you"

Liu Bei further stated: "I am now changing my profession to sell pants, including long pants, shorts, underwear, and lace pants"

Guan Yu's thoughts raced, and he suddenly understood that this game of chess was full of endless variations. After mentally simulating five or six moves, it had already become too complex to calculate. This game of chess seemed to subtly embody a momentum that could encompass the world, even more profound than the chess he was accustomed to playing.

Guan Yu was taken aback: "What does that compare to in chess"

Zhang Fei was immediately moved to tears

Indeed, if you have never heard Liu Bei sing, you cannot comprehend what it means to be deeply moved. Perhaps you have previously listened to some songs that stirred your emotions and made you feel a sense of exhilaration, but if you have ever heard Liu Bei's voice, you would profoundly understand the deeper meaning of being deeply moved.

Guan Yu slightly nodded his head

Liu Bei sang on resolutely, his voice growing more impassioned with each note. Although the lyrics were quite simple (of course they were simple, as he could only remember two lines), Liu Bei delivered them with dramatic flair, employing his unique selling techniques. In an instant, red dates began to fall all around, numerous earthworms wriggled up from the ground, and beetles and cicadas littered the ground. Most pitiable was the tiger, who had left its homeland in search of a bright new world. For the past few days, it had been wandering in this red date mountain, contemplating the barren land, the scarcity of water and grass, and the lack of wild game. Suddenly, red dates fell all around, earthworms wriggled up from the ground, and beetles and cicadas littered the ground. Most pitiable was the tiger, who had left its homeland in search of a bright new world. For the past few days, it had been wandering in this red date mountain, contemplating the barren land, the scarcity of water and grass, and the lack of wild game. That cursed disaster star, Zhang Fei, would not come here to hunt, as he planned to stay for a few months and then seek a way out. However, he unexpectedly heard Zhang Fei's voice in the distance and then encountered Liu Bei, who was in high spirits singing. The tiger's frail heart suffered repeated blows, ultimately unable to bear the burden, it met its demise, succumbing to a heart attack. That cursed disaster star, Zhang Fei, would not come here to hunt, as he planned to stay for a few months and then seek a way out. However, he unexpectedly heard Zhang Fei's voice in the distance and then encountered Liu Bei, who was in high spirits singing. The tiger's frail heart suffered repeated blows, ultimately unable to bear the burden, it met its demise, succumbing to a heart attack.

"Brother, your enchanting voice, akin to the beauty of fish sinking and wild geese falling, is wasted here with only me as your audience. I believe it would be better for you to go to the city, where everyone can appreciate your talent and broaden their horizons. They will surely remember you for all eternity. Please, do not sing here any longer." Although Guan Yu was nearly losing his mind internally, he still spoke in a roundabout manner.

Guan Yu shouted from behind: "Benefactor, Benefactor." Zhang Fei was already nowhere to be seen

At this moment, Liu Bei raised his voice and sang a song, which went like this: I am a little duck, di ya di ya yo, little duck, oh little duck, di ya di ya yo (forgot the lyrics afterwards) ... ... little duck ... ... ... di ya di ya yo ...

Zhang Fei's heart trembled, thinking to himself that despite his own abilities, there was actually someone standing behind him without his knowledge. Although he had been feeling unsettled earlier, his keen hearing, honed from years of training in the mountains, had failed to function at this moment. The lightness of this person's skill was undoubtedly extraordinary

The boss then went on to recount various tales, detailing Guan Yu's past misdeeds one by one. This was not the first time the boss had engaged in such behavior; his greatest pleasure came from narrating Guan Yu's stories to the victims. He found immense joy in watching their mouths and eyes widen in astonishment, which led him to hone his storytelling skills to an exceptional level, rivaling that of a professional storyteller. He recounted each case as if he had witnessed it firsthand, embellishing the details for effect.

Liu Bei let out a hearty burp and said, "I say, Brother Zhang, why have you only just arrived? Come, sit down and eat some meat."

Zhang Fei once again had a bad premonition. "Could it be..." Zhang Fei leaped swiftly and soon found the source. Indeed, the aroma was that of roasted meat.

Liu Bei observed that Guan Yu was silent and remarked, "It seems that the more complicated the game of chess, the more delighted Brother Guan is."

Filial son, oh filial son

Liu Bei repeatedly waved his hand and said: "This is not an ordinary deer; this is a divine deer that will not die. Its flesh can be cut, and it will grow back. We are preparing to hunt the deer across the world."

After losing five consecutive games, Guan Yu swept his remaining chess pieces away with a flick of his sleeve and angrily exclaimed, "It's unfair"

Liu Bei was tossing and turning while singing the song of the little duck. When he reached the part about the seven hundred thirty-eighth duck, Guan Yu suddenly rushed out from the mountain, pulling at his beard with both hands: "Elder brother... please, stop singing."

Guan Yu felt a rush of embarrassment, but fortunately, no one could see his flushed face. He wondered how he had just lost his composure. However, Liu Bei's words were truly infuriating. Did he consider everyone else to be fools, or was he the fool himself? Perhaps he was deliberately trying to stir up trouble. I need to remain calm

Guan Yu felt a surge of blood and energy rising within him. He was not an ordinary hot-blooded man, yet why did the words of this unfamiliar man make him feel as if he could not control himself?

Four portions, you all eat the second batch

Liu Bei still smiled, yet his gaze became serious: "No matter how complex this chessboard may be, how can it compare to the uncertainties of today's world?"

Only Liu Bei and Guan Yu were seen sitting by a pile of bonfire, illuminated by the firelight, both of them with greasy mouths, and what was being roasted over the fire was the meat that had previously been tricked away by Guan Yu.

Liu Bei pondered and said: "I have long heard of Guan Yu and have always wanted to meet him. Today is indeed a good opportunity. Please sit here for a while, and I will go into the mountains for a stroll."

A long time

Liu Bei stopped singing and smiled at Guan Yu, saying: "Sir, is there something you need?"

Liu Bei, however, said: "But here, I cannot fully enjoy myself."

Guan Yu asked, "Then where are you going to descend?"

Guan Yu took a deep breath, closed his eyes, and when he opened them again, his gaze was resolute and bright. At this moment, the sun was setting in the west, the night was approaching, and Liu Bei's eyes sparkled like the stars in the night sky

Haha, I am most skilled at playing chess; even allowing you one cannon is not a problem at all

Guan Yu, who usually prided himself on his cultivation of internal energy, could not help but jump up and curse at this moment

Liu Bei reiterated the rules of Go, and without a word, Guan Yu fetched two large stones, one black and one white. With his unique skill, he shattered the stones into hundreds of thumb-sized pieces.

As long as a person is dedicated and willing to put in the effort, there is nothing they cannot accomplish. Liu Bei sang with great sincerity, fully immersed in his performance, his voice resonant and clear, winding and twisting, soaring into the clouds. If there were listeners present, it would undoubtedly be a stirring and moving experience.

Liu Bei, with a humble expression, said: "Please do not praise me, I truly cannot handle flattery. I will just sing a little. Although not many can reach my level, cough, here I go again, boasting and making a fool of myself. In fact, it is nothing remarkable. If you like it, I will officially perform a piece for you now. I wasn't singing seriously just now; this time, I will sing with 'effort' for you. Hey, it's not self-praise; when I sing, it is absolutely like 'fish sinking and wild geese falling,' and I am not just blowing smoke at you." I wasn't singing seriously just now; this time, I will sing with 'effort' for you. Hey, it's not self-praise; when I sing, it is absolutely like 'fish sinking and wild geese falling,' and I am not just blowing smoke at you.

Liu Bei's expression noticeably changed; this fellow appeared to be quite robust. Could it be that I misjudged him, and the act can no longer continue?

Zhang Fei said: "You must be careful"

"Meat, oh meat, I have so much meat!" Zhang Fei exclaimed, "What does this mean, Liu Bei, you bird egg?"

You have fallen into Guan Yu's hands; who here has not fallen into Liu Bei's hands before? Liu Bei is still toxic; I will buy double the Liu Bei.

Zhang Fei was in a fit of rage, his hair standing on end from genuine anger, his teeth grinding with a "sizzling" sound as he planned to rush back for revenge. Suddenly, someone patted him on the shoulder, and a gentle voice came from beside him: "This elder brother, from the back view, appears dignified and imposing, remarkably handsome. What troubles you so?"

Guan Yu felt that it was not feasible, as the advantage of the first move was too significant. Liu Bei then allowed Guan Yu to play with the black pieces. As a result, every time the black piece made a move, the white piece would block it, and the two pieces connected, effectively blocking one side. This left Guan Yu feeling extremely frustrated, while the white pieces, in the process of blocking, managed to connect themselves.

The boss said: "Another person deceived by that red date giant Guan Yu."

Guan Yu thought to himself, who is crying and wailing? For the sake of a grand plan, I can only hold back my breath and sorrowfully say: "This elder brother, I have an eighty-year-old mother who has developed a strange illness known as 'meat-eating syndrome.' She cries out every day for meat, and if she doesn't get any for three days, she goes on a hunger strike. To satisfy my mother's insatiable desire for meat, our home has become barren, and we are left with nothing. I have sold everything that could be sold, and now I have no choice but to sell myself. Alas, I have been sitting here for two days and two nights without encountering a kind-hearted buyer. The three-day deadline is approaching, and my mother is about to go on another hunger strike. If I cannot sell myself, I will have to go home and cut half a pound of my own fine buttock meat for her. Oh dear."

"Last time I was defeated by Guan Yu, it was too ruthless. I will buy Guan Yu."

Setting aside the epilogue for now, at this moment, Liu Bei began to sing at the top of his lungs

Zhang Fei felt a sweetness in his heart, wishing he had a large mirror at that moment to admire his own handsome and radiant image, finally realizing that someone had discovered his extraordinary qualities today. But how was it that for so many years, he had not even noticed it himself? Zhang Fei chuckled softly, and the displeasure in his heart diminished significantly, leading to a very favorable impression of Liu Bei.

The boss's face lit up with wild joy, and he exclaimed, "This meal is on me"

Liu Bei asked: "How is it unfair"

Liu Bei blinked his eyes and said, "Why are you so rude? I have the least appreciation for rude men. I had originally decided to treat this place as a venue for practicing my voice at midnight. If you are unwilling, let us compete and see who is more formidable"

The boss shouted angrily: "You ungrateful bastards who eat and drink for free, trying to slip away without paying, are you looking for death? Do you think I am easy to bully? Just wait until I catch you and skin you alive!" While cursing, he rolled up his sleeves and rushed out of the teahouse.

Liu Bei smiled and said, "It is not like chess"

Oh, are there many different kinds of deer

Due to Guan Yu's extreme anger, the words "pig head" were scolded particularly loudly. Although Zhang Fei was rushing along, he could still vaguely hear it. Thinking that there was no pig head among the meat he was carrying, he assumed that Guan Yu wanted a pig head but could not obtain one, which made him quite frustrated. As a devoted son, such a simple request should have been easily fulfilled by himself, a major meat seller, yet he found himself unable to do so at that moment, feeling deeply ashamed. He then decided to give Guan Yu ten large pig heads in the future as compensation. Little did he know that Guan Yu was actually scolding him for being a big pig head. Kind-hearted people truly cannot be trusted.

I buy Liu Bei

However, there is a type of deer meat that you have definitely never tasted

Liu Bei said: "It's like playing chess"

Of course, this venison is incredibly delicious, so much so that even the immortals would be reluctant to part with it

At that moment, Guan Yu spoke in a pleasant tone: "Compared to what?"

Zhang Fei, after all, possesses a beast-like intuition. Although he does not know who Guan Yu is or what the term "red date giant" means, at this moment he already has a very bad premonition. He jumped up and asked: "You... you... you... what... what... what are you saying?"

The next day, Liu Bei sought out the most picturesque location within a radius of three hundred miles—the small peach grove on the neighboring hill. The three of them exchanged their ages and became sworn brothers, with Liu Bei as the eldest, Guan Yu in the middle, and Zhang Fei as the youngest

Although Guan Yu was well aware that he was a novice and that he would be at a significant disadvantage, he could not resist the allure of Go. He then said, "Very well, let us play Go."

A mournful cry echoed through the heavens: "Heavens, pity me, having grown up in the mountains, with a pure nature, I was deceived by that scoundrel. There is no hope left; it is better to return to the mountains and stay away from this treacherous world."

That person was Liu Bei, who wore a smile on his face, yet was filled with astonishment within. Although he had just seen the figure from behind and noted that this strong man, despite his unstable emotions, still exuded a profound aura, qualifying him as a master, now with just a slight shrug of his shoulder, he effortlessly detached his own hand. It seemed that his initial assessment had indeed been too low, which further intensified his desire to establish a connection.

First, Liu Bei played black and made the first move, but no matter how the white pieces tried to block, they could not stop the black pieces. It was either a four-in-a-row embedded in three or a double four-in-a-row. Guan Yu came up and lost three games in a row.

What is this higher level of stirring emotion like? If one must describe it in words... When you have an upset stomach, clutching your abdomen and grimacing while searching for the restroom, there is a hint of that stirring feeling; when you catch a cold and after sneezing violently over thirty times, taking a breath causes a sharp pain in your chest, it might approximate a thirty percent level of that stirring emotion

Guan Yu was finally convinced by Liu Bei, and when he staked his future on this man, Zhang Fei was still foolishly waiting outside the mountain.

Guan Yu, upon hearing Liu Bei identify himself, had a flash of brilliance in his eyes. After a moment of contemplation, he responded ambiguously, saying: "The Chu River and Han Border, once soldiers depart, they do not look back."

The boss sat down heavily on the ground, severely traumatized, and it seems that he will not recover anytime soon

Alright, when we catch you, I will let you eat two legs first

This means that when the Qin Dynasty lost a deer, everyone in the world went to chase it, indicating that deer were indeed quite rare at that time

Have you ever eaten venison

Liu Bei said: "Don't rush, don't rush. The game we are playing has some relation to this Go game, and it is called Five in a Row."

Bada, poor Zhang Fei has been starving until now; upon hearing about such delicious venison, he drools profusely, with large droplets of saliva splattering onto the ground, creating a splash.

At that time, Liu Bei said a very important phrase: "Once a brother, always a brother. Whatever grievances occurred in the past, let us consider them as if they never happened. Whatever grievances may arise in the future, we must be forgiving, forgiving, and forgiving again."

"Nonsense, of course, my old Zhang's meat is the most delicious."

Why can't it be me and you

However, Liu Bei seemed to be rather unconcerned about this dilemma. He wandered around aimlessly, showing no intention of looking for Guan Yu. As Liu Bei walked, he felt quite cheerful and muttered to himself: "I never expected that such a small place could possess its own unique charm, with the gentle breeze, jujube groves, and peculiar stones. At this point in life, how can one not sing in harmony?"

Zhang Fei, while displaying great kindness, ran out of Hongzao Mountain in tears, and sat down heavily at a roadside teahouse outside the mountain, still wiping away his tears incessantly

Liu Bei laughed like a thief, but unfortunately, Zhang Fei did not see it clearly

Zhang Fei was taken aback, thinking to himself, could it be that this is the legendary act of selling one's life for a mere three pounds of meat?

Guan Yu steadied his mind. Although he knew that the man before him possessed exceptional skills, he believed that his own martial arts were undoubtedly superior. Yet, at this moment, it felt as if his own aura was somehow overshadowed by the other. In his astonishment, he could not help but feel a trace of unwillingness and retorted, "You, and I?"

Liu Bei laughed heartily, his gaze momentarily deep and unfathomable. Guan Yu felt as if he were not merely looking at the ordinary Hongzao Mountain, but rather at the vast expanse of the Han Dynasty's mountains and rivers.

Of course I have eaten it, I have also eaten tiger meat, bear meat, fox meat, weasel meat, squirrel meat, field frog meat, and wolf meat, I have eaten all kinds of meat. "Gulu," when it comes to meat, Zhang Fei's stomach growled again.

Liu Bei, with his pointed ears, overheard and laughed heartily, saying: "How remarkable! The strategist is truly remarkable. With such a strategist by his side, what more could Xuande desire? My admiration for you is like the surging river waters. Allow me to sing a song, for only those beautiful notes can express a fraction of my feelings."

Zhang Fei set down the unicycle and stepped forward to ask, "You, big man, what are you doing here crying and wailing, like a woman?"

The boss's complexion was pale and ashen, with his head lowered, waiting for Liu Bei's judgment

Liu Bei said: "I have come to drink tea, I have already changed my profession"

Of course, it is an age-old saying: when the Qin lost its deer, the world pursued it together. Do you know this?

"Pah, pah, pah, pah, pah, did they come all the way just to listen to your singing?" Guan Yu could no longer contain himself, spitting as he spoke, having never raised his voice so loudly in an argument before: "Damn it, let me tell you, if you dare to raise your voice again, I will rid the world of a great nuisance today by throwing you into the ravine. Do you believe it?"

Guan Yu snorted heavily and said, "This time, I will not lose to you."

As soon as Zhang Fei finished speaking, he suddenly seemed to have an epiphany, his eyes wide open, larger than copper bells: "Could it be that the reason everyone in the world is pursuing it is because it is a delicious deer, rather than because deer are rare? Alas, I have been so foolish, only now realizing this truth. However, after such a long time, that deer must have already died."

Not far away in the mountains, there was a tiger that had come out to escape from its homeland. Faintly, a familiar voice could be heard in the wind, seemingly saying that it was of pure and good nature. Suddenly, it fell to the ground, howling and crying, sobbing as it said: "Liar, liar"

Where is that Guan Yu? Although this is just a small hill, finding a local tyrant is by no means an easy task

Liu Bei did not respond to Guan Yu's words, but instead asked, "Brother Guan, why do you enjoy playing chess?"

After walking only a few steps in the Red Date Mountain, Zhang Fei's beast-like keen sense of smell detected a fragrant aroma

The boss's movements immediately froze, cold sweat began to pour out in waves. Before Liu Bei could finish speaking, he interjected: "No, no, no, this, you, you..." Liu Bei's fearsome reputation surpassed even that of Guan Yu, and his unparalleled lightness skill was known to all. If he had the audacity to think of escaping after Liu Bei had spoken, the consequences would surely be dire.

Is it really true that there is such delicious food?

Liu Bei cast a sidelong glance at the boss and spoke, "Boss, why are you leaving? Is it..."

Zhang Fei raised his head and said, "What is one again?"

Later, the boss and a few others mysteriously reappeared, having merely pretended to be dead on the ground due to food poisoning. Now that the danger had passed, the tea drinkers whispered among themselves: "This is like a comet colliding with the Earth, a major event. The market has opened, the market has opened. Liu Bei pays 1 to 1, Guan Yu pays 1 to 3"

Liu Bei's smile was even more amiable as he said: "Brother, you are like a tall tree in the wind, radiant and impressive, truly a remarkable man. Yet I cannot help but notice your anxiety. Is there anything I can assist you with, as your brother?"

Liu Bei waved his hand and said, "I am just having a chat with you; I never said I wanted to play Go"

Liu Bei nodded and left

Liu Bei smiled and said to Zhang Fei, "What kind of meat do you think is the most delicious"

Zhang Fei walked and walked, turned a corner, and suddenly saw a big man sitting on the hillside ahead

The owner of the teahouse looked at Zhang Fei's appearance and sighed, saying: "Another one."

Guan Yu, with a mournful expression, actually let me hear it? How could I not hear it?

Liu Bei smiled sheepishly and said, "I accidentally practiced my voice just now, and it seems you heard me."

Zhang Fei was taken aback for a moment, a look of longing appearing on his face, and then he said: "I don't care if you go out to conquer the world, meat, oh meat, quickly return my meat."

Liu Bei said: "There is a type of chess called Go, in which two players each hold black and white stones. Each time a stone is placed, if one side's stones are surrounded on all four sides, they are captured. The game continues until no further moves can be made, and the side with the larger territory wins"

Transaction completed

Liu Bei smiled and said, "Alright, then let us play the chess that you excel at."

The boss, already frightened, could only manage a silly laugh. This is his shop, and of course, he cannot just leave like a customer. However, if he does not leave, he might end up losing the shop as well. While he was struggling internally, he suddenly realized that all the customers had vanished without a trace. Looking at the empty teahouse, the boss finally made up his mind and decided to use his own special skills.

Liu Bei smiled and said, "Just now, I noticed that when Brother Guan heard about the rules of Go, he became very attentive. However, he feels that Go is even more complex than chess, possessing a tendency to encompass the world."

As the saying goes, "A person's name brings forth their shadow." Ever since Liu Bei appeared, everyone in the teahouse turned pale and began to discreetly slip away in various ways. Some pretended to drop their wallets on the ground, crawling under the tables like loaches to wriggle out of the teahouse; others seemed to be suddenly possessed or in a state of somnambulism, standing up abruptly with arms outstretched, their joints stiff as they walked out; some closed their eyes, muttering "I can't see, I can't see," as they felt their way out of the teahouse; others directly shouted, "I can't hold it anymore, I need to get out, everyone make way," while pressing their hands tightly against their behinds, occasionally letting out "puff puff" sounds as they awkwardly escaped the teahouse. In an instant, a scene rarely seen unfolded, with everyone showcasing their talents in performance, demonstrating their ultimate escape techniques. Initially, each technique appeared individually, and due to the effort put into the performance and the novelty of the ideas, they seemed quite authentic. However, with so many techniques being displayed simultaneously, it quickly became a spectacle. Fortunately, Liu Bei had already left and did not make things difficult for them, allowing each person to depart in turn.

Guan Yu stroked his long beard, which shone brightly from being touched by oily hands: "Liu Bei and I plan to venture into the world together, this bit of meat is for our farewell feast"

Guan Yu felt a sudden shock in his heart. When Liu Bei was drawing the chessboard, his movements were as swift as lightning, and Guan Yu could hardly see his figure. This person was certainly not ordinary; he must have come with a purpose. With this thought, Guan Yu's spirit was greatly uplifted, realizing that this was a worthy opponent

Thus, a truly remarkable person is indeed remarkable, regardless of the time or place; even when faced with a pile of dung, they can still appreciate the joys of life, let alone in a jujube grove

Liu Bei's laughter gradually ceased, completely ignoring Guan Yu's earlier question, and spoke word by word: "In a chaotic world, the chessboard is the battlefield, the weapons are the cannons, the elite soldiers are the horses, and the capable generals are the chariots. How does Brother Guan feel about playing a game of chess over the course of twenty years?"

The beauty is so striking that even Guan Yu is on the verge of tears. This is beyond mere beauty; it is akin to slaying lions and tearing tigers. If what just happened could be considered mere vocal practice, then singing for real would surely wound his tender heart.

Guan Yu took a breath and said: "Your song, your song..." For a moment, Guan Yu could not find the words to describe Liu Bei's singing voice—if it could even be called a singing voice.

Liu Bei chuckled at Zhang Fei: "Just joking with him, and it turned out like this. I am Liu Bei, may I ask how you address your esteemed self?"

Guan Yu jumped up in anger and shouted: "You fool, you finished it so quickly, your brain is like that of a pig's head. Does that mean my plans for the future were all in vain? Damn it." It was as if an actor was putting in great effort to perform a comedy, and the audience fainted with laughter after just one line, truly uninteresting

With a thud, Guan Yu lost his balance and fell backward, but immediately sat up like a roly-poly toy, chuckling twice, and said: "You all continue your conversation, continue your conversation."

Liu Bei took a branch and quickly drew a large chessboard on the ground with ten horizontal and ten vertical lines

Zhang Fei sat in the teahouse for several hours, watching as the sky darkened, his stomach growling with hunger. The owner only served tea and did not provide dinner takeout, and Liu Bei was not present, so the owner had hinted to Zhang Fei several times that he could leave. Although Zhang Fei did not understand what the owner truly meant, he had never gone hungry over the years. As soon as his stomach growled, he immediately doubled his longing for his cart of meat. When he could no longer sit still, Zhang Fei suddenly stood up and strode into the mountains.

Zhang Fei felt a slight weight on his shoulder and removed the hand that had been placed there. Turning around, he saw a person with kind brows and a gentle expression, a full face adorned with a smile, and two large earlobes swaying gently, quite endearing

Understood

Zhang Fei was a person who easily became emotional. Upon hearing a story that others would find hard to believe, he was deeply moved and overwhelmed, with tears and snot streaming down his face, completely beside himself. He pointed to the cart of meat and said, "Take it all, quickly send it to your mother, and then come back to find me. I will appoint you as my first gold medal meat supplier; from now on, you can have as much meat as you want." After saying this, fearing he could not control his emotions, he hurriedly ran away.

However, later Zhuge Kongming secretly said: "There are certain individuals who, if they wish to raise their voices and sing, can find countless noble reasons to justify it. This is a typical paper tiger; do not be intimidated by them, for they merely wish to sing. Many things in this world are that simple, yet often, behind these simple facts, there are layers of veils obscuring the truth."

This big man looks so pitiful, with unkempt hair and a dirty face. His originally imposing long beard is now tangled, and his clothes are tattered. He has a straw sign stuck on his head, with three large characters written on it: "Three Jin of Meat." The skin on his face, which was already poor, now bears a sorrowful expression, making his entire face resemble the skin of an orange.

I also want to go, I also want to go, I want to eat a lot and a lot of meat

Liu Bei nodded

The two then exchanged names, and Zhang Fei, gritting his teeth and stamping his feet, recounted what had just happened

Guan Yu was taken aback when Liu Bei pointed out what he had just been thinking.

Liu Bei was a straightforward person. He laughed heartily and said, "You may not know this, but I, as a person, do not like to show off my abilities in front of others. When there are too many people, I feel annoyed. One should not have a utilitarian mindset. Singing is a refined activity; how can it be tainted by too many worldly matters? Today, you and I meet here by fate, so it is better to sing here. First, it is peaceful; singing fits well with the gentle breeze and the red dates here, creating a poetic and picturesque scene. Second, look, you are not the only audience here," Liu Bei pointed to the earthworms that had emerged from the ground, the longhorn beetles and golden tortoises that had fallen from the trees, and the little birds that had fallen from the sky. "See, these spectators have come specifically to listen to my song; it would be a shame not to sing.